yes honey I have your salmon egg I had
to go to three different places to get
them but I found them why don't you look
in your tackle box in my tackle box next
I always oh you're beautiful that one ah
ecology bless you
no on second thought don't tell me what
it is honey
this is our home things that we eat go
in that boiling I could be doing a great
big you'd be doing your favor you stay
home and just putting down pipeline
absolutely nobody wrong you know that's
not the first thing I do
you are a total dingaling that's a
sample one of my bulldoze them in just
pushed it right out of the permafrost I
want to keep it frozen until I get it to
the lab my dear you may keep it frozen
anyplace Oh
but in my refrigerator here tender
here's your beer and in there is your
tackle box and all your fishing
equipment go remember yes I never did
deny you beer
Hey
Oh every time I go the store I got more
stuff than I got the time this bar
that's really incredible I don't know
what a yes yes I know Oh sweetie you're
gonna do don't panic okay wait
first you have to let go a mommy shirt
or nobody's gonna get all right now you
hold it right there
it's coming look at that
sardines you're gonna have sorry you
can't go over the side we have to stay
right there and smell it smell it
mm-hmm yes wait a minute wait a minute
wait is that motivation for you
does that activate your class now let's
see what we got here let's see if we
can't get this open wait a minute wait a
minute now all right all right all right
here Oh No you're just ravenous just
wait come on please don't be like that
wait one second over here I'm really
really crazy today Sam you've been
eating since we got you okay now
here there you go yes
that baby was absolutely ravenous really
starving
your mommy treats you badly no that's
right
just stuff your face absolutely make a
pig of yourself do you have a secret
life I bet you have a secret life
Chester because your baby what I made
you wanna make about thirty seven cents
No
and what's what the tailor's is no I
didn't have it on the entire time you
were gone
or you mean you just sat there Oh Samuel
you broke my 49th something I really did
like that Chester Chester
Felisa the box is right here remember
what I said it's right here
great communication just pray all right
be back in a second
Samuel
Samuel what's going on with that cat
Sam here first yeah yeah get it get it
here kitty here kitty here come on Sam
where are you damn okay
here kitty kitty that's your after those
birds again I know yours doing here
kitty here kitty kitty kitty kitty
Sam where are you
I'm gonna go over to Mary and skip up
his prison okay but you better hurry up
the party is very soon okay oh do we
need anything else for the party si no
no just Bobby yeah what do you think
it's gonna be hard to get him over here
oh I don't think so
Val you tation salutation I see you've
got everything done decoration browning
Thermae lovely I'm gonna cover two
Marian's & Chester's and get Bobby's
present oh wow I forgot to get Bobby
your present hmm now I know why hey do
you think you'll have any trouble
getting Bobby here I mean it won't be
much of a party without him oh it's
gonna be no problem I might have to
really lay it on thick but um you won't
be any problem okay
except play along with me okay I will
tell everybody boy well now listen if
everything is together then we're gonna
split see you later oh wait a minute
people are coming soon yeah well we're
gonna go discover uh
acoustics right are you sure you'll be
right back right
ciao
the demons of your mind crowd in on you
to destroy you
we'll be back to our feature film in a
minute the first ladies you'll find
yourself in this situation I had to
cover all easy to pick up
one two three we're going on a hike one
two three
we're going on a hike one two three hold
it Ben Ben can any of you identify this
little plant that I just picked from the
side of the road very good it is a
mustard plant and the same kind of
mustard that you find on your mother's
kitchen table or on your little hot dogs
this is a very strong and crafty plant I
can survive under almost any conditions
it comes to the turnip broccoli and
watercress family and I want you to
remember that as we go on with our hike
so we saw it again bad store David's
people now your story's gotten bigger
now kid Hey look at me - I look like
somebody's playing a practical joke am i
laughing am I scared still what are you
going to dance
conditioners go crazy Iranian man come
on up here man look who's coming down
the road all right let's get this bar
car usual good day greeting good day
Clark little louder
I want you miss Clark bye mr. Adelman
and oh it's been just wonderful our
usual hiking trip wouldn't be the study
without running into you right boys ah
look what the boys that I picked that
you is guard oh it's so sweet oh thank
you thank you everybody a little mustard
blood oh it's lovely
Oh everybody thank you so much very nice
well have a wonderful day we're going to
try to make it to the top of the
mountain tonight
good I don't think we've never done
before oh that's exciting okay have a
nice time
thank you good bye bye all right man
that's enough of miss Clark at the sound
of the bell I want you to charge bang
hey Chester baby n oh wow in the garbage
Mary that's really terrific super
Chester Chester would you tell Miriam
well thank you both very much for the
use of the yeah tissue all right we
mired by the growth no but trusted and
the boys who need this thank you bring
back with you doing here of course
president say thank you to the year
cowboy lesson take this and let's go
back to the boys thank you again very
much
watch out for the Wolverines
I pick that up
and you didn't get the license the
license number was on the car which
drove away now look oh she just just ran
me into the side of the road I mean
that's a crime you can't do a thing like
that landing the scene of an accident is
a crime mr. Fazio but it's your word
against hers yes well she's not here so
she the point is she did pull me off the
road I mean I'm I'm I'm a man with
certain influence that's ours this is my
home right here I have a business up
here why don't you get in the car and
tap how can I prove it did you
I know I'm doing know something I'll go
in there where'd you bring me here for
then I I don't know I'm just I'm so
afraid you better way over by the car
okay
Chester
desert hey old buddy
no please that would happen you idiot
the chair and the thing came over him
and he was screaming
Oh Lane this a look at that I've never
known Chester leave a full can of beer
for anyone we didn't check the bathroom
all right Dan still this is the sheriff
Chester's been killed
own it who are you I will unleash a card
he was screaming hold it hold it who are
you
Bobby Hartford this your car it's mine
it's mine all right now who was killed
Jess your hard guns and he lives right
here where's the boy hey I know it's
gone all right come over here to my car
control officer needs assistance send
some men over to seven-to-one Hastings
Street run away that's right sheriff
Jones don't seven all right you two get
in the back
oh good night sweet princess parting is
such sweet Darien
okay rejected band of Armenian midgets
to abduct father you see yes they'd
stick to make an exact dragon into the
car magenta dance baby have you gotta
wear the dress up in a chartreuse damn
BG uniform what's the idea
it's only me
they simply there's a call for
assistance operating we'd better drop
this drop this I'm not dropping anything
out of just kids just kids you get a
call the democracies in trouble it's
more important let's go
can we go home yeah no okay you do what
you want that I'm going on that call all
right keep your hands on your head
special unit central control Williams &
Davis sir I need someone to go inside
with me and someone to keep an eye on
these two
but I just left Sims out of the rest
okay Kelly you're going back with Sims
Jimmy hey the front door
oh my god
ah obviously are you a barber do I look
like a boy over a hairstylist
don't you get snotty with me again young
but um well I'm sorry I didn't mean
anything
I'm a stylist no no I'm I'm more than
that I'm an artist
what are you doing here I'd like a
haircut you would like a haircut yeah I
don't cut hair I I sculpt it you want a
hair sculpt yeah but I think it could
help you Wow
turn around
all the way all the way all the way back
don't be timid all the way back be $400
okay
okay sure
let me shave well I I got some in this
pocket here I got some more in that part
we can go through the rest of the
pockets later on - oh okay hold it oh
yeah you hold it man wouldn't want to
get it wet you're all shampoo yeah Wow
it's gonna be 200 dollars in over the
shampoo alone now generally I sculpt the
hair before the shampoo but in your case
it simply cries out for washing
I get the feeling that I am the first
human being to ever touch your hair is
that correct
my mother did once Michelangelo's medium
was white Carrara marble mine is hair Oh
we'll have to moisten you a little bit
you're not afraid of water are you know
I don't have to remember that wash it up
and we'll film yes you are good yes and
you are dirty devil oh yes we can do it
cleaned up oh yeah
you do groan a great deal fashion
I think you're pretty all right now
we'll get all of this awful foamy stuff
off your hair and then I'll go to work
and my mallet and chisel
yeah that's them that's them yes sir
good work
I'm not familiar with this case the
sheriff is he'll be right out
hey don't be modest salute to law and
order I mean it it's amazing
that's really fast service you know well
we try to maintain a level of efficiency
you do you do what is this thing you're
all computerized now right hey I mean
that speed I these kids I tell you they
ran into my car off the road today the
sheriff was there like that and I mean
this is really amazing I really want to
congratulate you thank you you're far
too modest oh good work Sheriff
good work hey double things huh that's
the spirit
good work I mean that was really fast
hello sheriff good work yes sir these
are the kid home yeah listen I I want
these two arrested look there's nothing
in there if they don't turn up before
morning while you two stop by the
station and file a report no Chester is
dead and I don't even know what happened
to Marion and there's this thing and it
eats people maybe you two kids are on a
trip or something I don't know and I
don't care my deputies and I made a
thorough search of the house and there
is nothing in there now let's just clear
out what I saw caused enough trouble for
one night young lady I think we ought to
take him down to the station what do you
say sheriff if they don't turn it by
morning you
stop in and make a report yeah Tara just
a minute I want to place a citizen's
arrest these kids ran me off the road
you saw it
jerem needs a bed out here's the blades
you believe me
hey let's go to your place and have an
avocado sandwich huh on whole-wheat
bread with alfalfa sprouts and Monterey
Jack cheese Bobby no bacon please please
believe me Bobby please I love you what
did he start huh
spoiled oh yeah baby water
just the man I want to see and you're
just the man I want to see you'll never
believe what I see I don't believe what
I've seen I don't suppose you got any
identification
you get the car Nature Boy what do you
want to do no I mean we have to do
something about what happened today
darling let's not talk about it anymore
okay we'll talk about it tomorrow you
don't believe me do you
I believe you but we went over there and
there was nothing there right huh hey
let's get rekt oh why here I don't wanna
go beddy-bye oh babe Oh Bobby come on
well at least I warn shit about Bobby
say that's funny I noticed my watch is
magnetized and the moon it's a full moon
and when I saw it suddenly I turned into
a werewolf
happy birthday
come on
where's Lisa I think she's upstairs she
said she wasn't feeling
where's my baby
hey ABC Mesa see my baby
come on let's go
hey where you going man - chef Eli man
I'm Tigger she doesn't feel well feel
well what is she just we're going to my
she he doesn't feel he doesn't feel well
hey relax a little will ya a little
quieter my place I'll fix you - avocado
sandwich okay
where's bacon okay talk we get most of
it to win it
who's or discerning no I told you this
is the emergency
you just find him and put him through to
me I don't care
of course I'll wait what do you think
success need sympathy on top what's that
indecent exposure what did it do from
down the street in his birthday suit
hey I haven't had a chance to get back
to Simms and he hasn't shown up yet
what was it just a couple of kids
turning out in the drainpipe
I sent Eddie over to check it out
anything else
we're having a really weird night here
nobody's what is supposed to be mrs.
mrs. caramel just called her husband's a
barber very steady tight always comes
home only he did not in the shop your
older son went to look for him and the
shop was wide open and nobody there mrs.
Barker who's always home ain't and mr.
Ziegler who had a very important meeting
to make he didn't make it there any
place else no way to check that out I
got a half dozen more missing person
calls here try this on the inside I
don't want to find it anyway what's
going on
what about the big annual tournament
down to holding Ali I didn't think of it
that's why is the share of the use the
dippity and he's there yes will you
excuse me my girls not feeling good and
I I want to take her home
I'm sorry sir you too what are you doing
here haven't you caused enough damage
for one day I'll get out look at my car
what you're really sorry about sorry
doesn't pay the bills Sonny Boy
I don't care what you meant Judy I just
want you to see what you've done to my
car oh no you don't know you don't not
over my dead body you don't just touch
okay have it your own way
Hey
all right Sonny Boy that's the way you
want to play it no more mr. nice guy
no when I'd really rather not
I'll take care of in the morning I
remember where that Ali was off I'll go
see him alone I hate hippies
I hate hippies they've learned all of us
their trouble with your is your own
Hospital I'm wrong you're basically
hostels kiss me ha ha I suggested the
skies there's a language you've been
attacking me ever since we opened about
yeah I have to tell philosopher I'm
beginning things like that you want I
love platypuses and don't push my friend
will you stop looking
get away from that friend if you hear
him again
you're gonna take a quick trip to an
orthodontist well good it you can't help
but look at it you gotta take your bid
on that but you know I think you look
like a hippie you where Melissa rap is
that I stole it
I still it suppose we give yourself
don't give me none yet what is that I'll
tell you thing about thing is I I knew
of a hippie
we do need income tax they need a
sharpened pencil a hippie doing you
didn't cut that and you'll easily suffer
until ran up his nose the gave himself a
transorbital Luke acting me right in the
brain is appointee record unless they
just don't you and me
dah
yeah
ice cream with chocolate sauce and oh I
know what I like God raspberry sherbet
yeah
Hey
the heck without all the traffic
look at the campfire yeah mr. Adelman
brings a scout troop up here twice a
year I'm sorry Bobby what do you mean
when did your birthday to be special and
was was a super birthday
just don't know what happened I don't
know what's real anymore they present
Bobby
oh hey you can't do that you supposed to
wait for the man to show up odd were you
kidding
Joe this time you're gonna go too far
it's one thing to rip off gasoline but
it's another if you're gonna start
stealing stuff I won't put up with it
well if you don't like it don't put up
with it
time for you big Bobby offered a jiffy
to sheriff this is an emergency please
well I gotta talk to the sheriff right
away and you meet us here in half an
hour
all right all right get out
hello
what does he know order find him or get
try please okay
Gary she sure can't utils in videos
what now go ahead a bowling alley I will
go over there
what's going on win a free
all-expense-paid trip to Mexico City
we're sorry to inform you the ice rink
closed but in 3 weeks our all-new ice
rink will be opening for your ice
skating pleasures 10th annual bull down
cancer week is sponsored by the American
Cancer Society an AFM Incorporated eight
and a half lady shoes we need an 8 9 7 7
to have 8 9 10 H 2 small 9 wall get it
all the way in
please stay in the car
did you guys can you Sheriff oh sure
don't get busted gorilla dude did right
give her brownies
hello-o your attention everybody please
if Sharon Jones is in the building would
he come to the main desk it's very
important you all leave this area right
away but sheriff Jones come to the main
desk please
your attention everybody
it's very important that you all leave
this area immediately
please listen to me you're all a great
danger here there is something that has
been killing people tonight why it'll be
here any minute you must leave the
building now it's Bobby's a lot of time
to get out but you got to start now
I repeat there is great danger to anyone
remaining in this building
if sheriff Jones is here when he please
report to the main dancer
the jokester a nun or something don't be
alarmed go back to the tournament mom
has been taken care of no danger to
anyone now in our ice rink is open I'll
have 3 ice eating for two days punch up
the whole thing look at it I don't know
I don't know I just picked it yesterday
anything nothing some reason Fazzio I'd
like to sit him up right in the pigeon
toe fast
look I can so much my hands what your
hands Miska all right now tell you what
tell me try see
hey some dummies standing out there
waiting to throw their dumb ball all the
way down here we could be plans and
beautiful Toccata and Fugue ease now
give me the roads if I want to right now
Mike what's the problem with the
machines back there
one set of balls dentures and bridge
okay your bonds post it here you go
what's this just sign it it says you
didn't leave any valuable okay you can
go home now
your appearance date is on this card
don't lose it and bring those clothes
back by Monday I'm not going alone
there's something in my house for the
last time I'm not going home with you
hey just wait I'll get right with it
Mike alright anybody will get a refund
at once and it's alright look this
weirdness going on at the bowling alley
you guys better get down in
two of our friends were killed a night
by this creature
Oh
please listen to me there's no time for
any explanation we got to get everybody
out of here before it's too late
you're all in danger I believe you and
the danger is you too
this is real it's important I'll tell
you what's real and important young lady
what's real and important is that you
two are gonna pay for my car and my
property
a trader opening this business that
clear now
what's going on here what seems to be
the matter
you first well sir essentially there's
there's an emergency and we've been
trying to get these guys to come down to
come down because people are freaking
out now you Sheriff the two kids come in
here they come barging in like we're
supposed to do exactly what they say I
told me I had to wait for you if they
don't you know there's no order still
here well sure if he says there's
something that his house trying to eat
him up eat him up
take it easy take it easy Oh what's
going on that's his private property
what is going on with those phones those
kids were right there's something going
on over that bullet
Oh
all right I don't think I can get we
can't get out come on man you gotta let
us get in our best friend look you two
go on over the fire unit and get some
helmets or jackets and look official and
try to help out Williams when you go
with him right yeah can you tell the
thing is it's like a giant one-celled
animal you can move real fast to squeeze
through 20 products
during the whole rink
please hurry starting to cover the booth
bang
our first responsibility is to get those
people on the killer here will be no
problem we can't kill it but that thing
gets those people
it'll be true with that place there's a
hospital three blocks down on Sonora
block that way there's a wrestler at
that thing but whatever it is besides
that leave the ice rink we are in a
world of trouble
are you gonna do
just might work
get back
Williams will you please wait in the
coffee shop I start electrical wiring
what it didn't have any effect at all
what's that thing
the thing Kelly bullets have never no
effect on it I don't know how we're
gonna stop it you got to think of
something sheer plan B sure
that's it what he can't take the cold
remember your card the air conditioned
to your car we turned it on exid le it
made it go away
those people are gone inside hello I
want you to get all the gasoline you can
put out all the flares absolutely no
smoking going to burn the place down I
can't take any chances
yes how fast can we freeze it what the
rink Oh instantaneously it's very very
fast it's a oh there's a there's a
switch in a metal box over there in
under the windows get out that door well
all of these there's a fuse a trapdoor
here be careful be careful
good luck good luck
you people over there go back to a can
up on top of the building get that
ladder away from the building
ladies now move back you people we're
going to burn this building somebody get
me a newspaper an old rag or something
to start this get that matter away from
there
give me a match get imagine something
like this thing with alright you people
I told you to get back away from there
move back move back move back get me a
light somebody get me a light Thanks
it's gonna be all right son look you
boys get on back Williams get those boys
back all right you people move out the
lighter don't work all right
you people get back get those cars out
of the way we're going to burn this
building now you people get over there
what are you doing
it's over man we stopped it what do you
mean it's over close that down for what
I'll show you Williams come on
fire direction it's going to be a better
world without this thing
all right all there right there kids now
listen sheriff I don't want anybody to
leave this place until I know who's
gonna pay for this mess look at that
frozen stinking thing out here now the
citizen and owner of this place I want
to make sure that I could 16 the last
three weeks has been television the
public has a right to see this one sorry
sir it doesn't matter that you are from
the local television it's all right
Williams letter man Thank You sheriff
Jones
Marvin throw some light on the sheriff
sheriff if you'd be good enough to walk
out across this stuff please Marvin
follow him I don't want anybody to get
hurt
okay now everybody move back please
everybody move back please this is a
restricted area
don't want anybody hurt here please step
back ma'am I'd appreciate it very much
our city would
put that light over there please just
right here to fill in sheriff Jones
would you step over this way please a
moment I'm sure our viewers would like a
few comments from you on this
unparalleled and tragic disaster
just step right here right here right
here we were fine thank you
this is all right yes any time well
don't you say action or something no I'm
already going oh you want comments yes
yes
this is the most incredible thing that
we have ever seen
it is unbelievable hundreds of people
have been killed by this shapeless
monster what is it where did it come
from outer space who knows
it was stopped here by a simple chemical
process a freezing system in the pipes
of an ice skating rink and by the
cooperation of everyone pulling together
in the moment of common and extreme
danger if it hadn't been stopped this
blob might have devoured America perhaps
even the entire planet my deputies and
the people did a superb job I have been
in telephone communication with the
president the United States
he wishes me to thank everyone for their
help and what
down in history
as possibly the greatest personal danger
whoever confronts
you